Crazy Cattle 3D

The Ultimate Battle Royale Rage Game

Battle royale rage game about sheep with stunning physics and graphics. Compete against other sheep in various locations from Sweden to Ireland.

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How to Play Crazy Cattle 3D

Master the physics and become the last sheep standing

Game Objective

  • •Control your sheep and survive until you're the last one remaining
  • •Knock other sheep off the map by ramming into them
  • •Watch out for fences and edges - touching them means elimination!
  • •Win trophies by completing each level

Controls

  • •WASD/Arrow Keys: Move your sheep
  • •Mouse: Control camera direction
  • •Space: Jump/Ram into other sheep
  • •Shift: Sprint for faster movement

Game Mechanics

  • •Your sheep will explode if knocked over by another sheep
  • •Information about eliminated sheep appears at the top of the screen
  • •Remaining sheep count is shown in the bottom left corner
  • •The game is all about physics - use momentum to your advantage!

Maps

  • •There are three unique maps to unlock by progressing through the game
  • •Each map has different scenery and varying sheep counts
  • •Earn trophies for each map you complete, displayed in the bottom right
  • •Adapt your strategy for each unique map layout

Pro Tip

The chaotic physics are intentional! Learn to control your momentum and use it to your advantage. Sometimes letting other sheep eliminate each other is the best strategy for victory.

Game Videos

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Physics Madness

Watch the epic sheep battle with stunning physics and competitive gameplay

What is Crazy Cattle 3D?

Crazy Cattle 3D is a chaotic physics-based battle royale game that will make you laugh, rage, and come back for more

Created by passionate game enthusiast Anna

As the newest sensation in gaming, Crazy Cattle 3D puts you in control of sheep with questionable physics. The Crazy Cattle 3D experience is unlike any other battle royale game you've played before.

Chaotic Physics Engine in Crazy Cattle 3D

The Crazy Cattle 3D physics engine creates moments of hilarious frustration as sheep bounce, fly, and tumble across various arenas. Every match in Crazy Cattle 3D offers unpredictable gameplay — the more you rage, the more fun you'll have!

Last Sheep Standing

In Crazy Cattle 3D, you'll battle against up to 100 other players in an all-out physics war. Crazy Cattle 3D challenges you to push opponents off platforms, dodge obstacles, and use the environment to your advantage to be the last sheep standing.

Unique Battle Arenas

The world of Crazy Cattle 3D features diverse locations with unique hazards - from mountain peaks with deadly cliffs to factory floors with moving machinery. Each Crazy Cattle 3D arena brings new challenges and opportunities for chaos.

"Crazy Cattle 3D is designed to make you throw your controller while laughing uncontrollably. The perfect combination of frustration and fun!"

Game Features

Why our rage game has players coming back for more punishment

Rage-Inducing Physics

Our intentionally chaotic physics engine will have you screaming at your screen and coming back for more!

Battle Royale Mayhem

Fight with up to 100 other sheep in a physics-driven battle to be the last one standing.

Addictive Frustration

The perfect balance of challenge and fun, creating that 'just one more game' feeling.

Customizable Sheep

Unlock hundreds of accessories and outfits to make your rage-filled sheep uniquely yours.

Competitive Multiplayer

Cross-platform play lets you rage with friends on any device across all global servers.

Free-to-Play

No pay-to-win mechanics, just pure skill-based (and luck-based) sheep combat.

Player Reactions

Don't just take our word for it - hear what players are saying about Crazy Cattle 3D

CattleEnthusiast

This has the best main character ever, his urge to kill other cattle is bewildering, he is a villain yet one all loves. The cattle has the best physics I ever saw, as if they are real. The graphics are 100/100, they can run on all PC and still looks life like.

PackGod

This is the best game I played! I'm packing this up! The pinnacle of media. Absolute peak entertainment. The introduction of numerous locations creates a fulfilling experience filled with enjoyment as much as with competition.

BattleRoyaleFan

I can't believe they made goat simulator battle royale, really fun! One of the best games of all time. Please add multiplayer and MAYBE console support if possible, but still a breathtaking game. Overall a 10/10.

SheepWhisperer

Truly the best sheep game that I have ever played! I don't usually do game reviews but I really wanted to give my feedback. Add different breeds of sheep based on their location, and special abilities for each breed would be cool to see too!

GameChanger2023

CrazyCattle3D is one of those games that happens once every 100 cyber years and changes EVERYTHING. Look, to put it simply, there's a reason IGN has given CrazyCattle3D a 10/10.

PhilosophicalGamer

This game has changed my perspective on life. Thank you. The introduction of numerous locations such as Ireland, Sweden and Egypt creates a fulfilling experience filled with enjoyment as much as with competition.

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about Crazy Cattle 3D and its chaotic physics.

The chaotic physics is an intentional design choice! We built the game to create unpredictable and rage-inducing moments that are both frustrating and hilarious. The physics engine has been carefully calibrated to maximize both chaos and fun.
Our main battle royale mode supports up to 100 sheep battling it out across our various maps. For a more intimate rage experience, you can also play 1v1 duels or smaller 10-player matches with friends.
While our shenanigans look graphically impressive, we've optimized the game to run on most modern computers. There are graphics settings to adjust based on your hardware, though some Intel integrated GPUs may experience visual glitches with the sheep models.
Absolutely! The game is designed to be challenging and unpredictable. That said, as you play more, you'll develop strategies for navigating the chaos. The best players have mastered the art of using the chaotic physics to their advantage.
Yes! Besides the main Battle Royale mode, we offer Duel Mode (1v1 combat), Race Mode (obstacle courses while avoiding other players), King of the Hill (territory control), and seasonal special events with unique mechanics.
Cross-platform play is supported across PC, PlayStation, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. Mobile players can join matches with other mobile players, with an option to join all-platform lobbies.
The sheep's momentum and physics interactions are highly sensitive - this is by design! A slight nudge at the right angle can send you flying, while a direct hit might barely move you. Learning to predict and use these interactions is part of mastering the game.
That's the neat part - you don't! The rage is part of the experience. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the absurdity, and remember that even the best players suffer from the unpredictable physics. Take breaks if needed, and remember it's all in good fun!

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